Women Prefer Chocolate Over Sex

(THP) Surveys reveal that women prefer chocolate over sex.
This is why men leave the seat up, watch sports and tarry in taking out the garbage. This is why men drink beer and take up golf.
Without chocolate in the world, men would whistle, vacuum and befriend garbage men. Without chocolate, men would shop with you and actually listen.

I submit to you today that I have a solution to this stressful world with chocolate. Gentlemen, take it up yourself.

Chocolate really is a pretty good substitute. I should know. Sob.
Cocoa beans are grown around the equator, in numerous countries. Each region is known for specific flavors. Expert tasters will talk about notes of flavor, such as citrus, or coffee, caramel or smoke.
The finest chocolate-makers are European. However,  America is beginning to catch up with a number of small boutique producers.

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